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Face-Palm Friday!

Nebraska vs. Oregon 9/5 11 am Ohio NE and OH unranked W: 49-21 9/12 6 pm Bowling Green NE and BG unranked W: 56-7 9/19 6:15 pm North Dakota NE and ND unranked W: 34-7 9/26 4 pm Michigan State NE and MI unranked W: 31-13 10/3 3 pm Maryland NE and MD unranked W: 48-23 10/10 11 am Indiana NE unranked, IN 7th L: 17-20 10/17 10 pm Oregon NE and OR (3-2) unranked 10/31 TBA Washington WA (3-3) unranked this week 11/6 7 pm FRI Illinois IL (3-3) unranked this week 11/14 TBA Rutgers Rt (1-4) unranked this week 11/21 TBA Ohio State OH (5-1) 4th (5th last week) 11/27 11 am FRI Iowa IA (5-1) 17th (20th last week)

AMAZING FACT: Chicago is the 3rd most populous city in the U.S., after New York and Los Angeles. ONE-LINERS: After my girlfriend poked her fingers in my eyes I stopped seeing her for a while. I got really excited when I thought I found a dinosaur skeleton in my back yard. But it was a fossil arm. My kid told me that I was out of touch. It made me want to thrash the young scalawag with a buggy whip. I arrived early to the restaurant. The manager asked if I minded waiting a bit? I said no. Good, he said, take these drinks to table nine. My fitness instructor advised me to wear loose clothing while exercising. If I had any loose clothing I would not have joined the gym.