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Face-Palm Friday!

AMAZING FACT: There are over 350 different shapes of pasta. The top three? Spaghetti, macaroni, and penne. ONE-LINERS: What was the name of that woman who lit all her bills on fire? Oh right, Bernadette. A woman fainted and fell onto the baggage carousel at the airport. But she's slowly coming around. I did a once in a lifetime trip last year. Never again. I can see myself working in a mirror factory. Most actors eat with a fork. But Reese Witherspoon.