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Face-Palm Friday!

AMAZING FACT: In Victorian London, mail was delivered 12 times a day. People complained if a letter took more than two hours to arrive. ONE-LINERS: Some jerk on the highway kept honking at me, and I almost had to look up from my phone to see what his problem was. My wife accused me of having zero empathy. I don't understand how she can feel that way. My friend tried to tell me that he does yoga every day. I think that's a stretch. I'm not paranoid. Who told you that?! I just memorized six pages of the dictionary and have learned next to nothing.