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Face-Palm Friday!

Nebraska vs. North Dakota 9/5 11 am Ohio NE and OH unranked W: 49-21 9/12 6 pm Bowling Green NE and BG unranked W: 56-7 9/19 6:15 pm North Dakota NE and ND (3-0) unranked 9/26 4 pm Michigan State MI (3-0) unranked this week 10/3 TBA Maryland MD (2-0) unranked this week 10/10 TBA Indiana IN (2-0) 4th (5th last week) 10/17 TBA Oregon OR (1-1) 21st (6th last week) 10/31 TBA Washington WA (2-0) unranked (19th last week) 11/6 7 pm FRI Illinois IL (1-1) unranked this week 11/14 TBA Rutgers Rutgers (0-2) unranked this week 11/21 TBA Ohio State OH (1-1) 6th (1st last week) 11/27 11 am FRI Iowa IA (2-0) 18th (21st last week)

AMAZING FACT: Off the coast of northern Australia there is an island called Tiwi, which has a predictable thunderstorm every day at 3 pm, from September through March. ONE-LINERS: I got an email explaining how to read maps backwards. It was spam. I just read a book called "How To End Punchlines With Beatles Song Titles." That's two hours of my life I'll never get back. The local pet store had a sale on two dead canaries. They're not going cheep. American kids use an elevator, whereas British kids use a lift. I guess they are just raised differently. I got mugged by six dwarves last night. Not happy.