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AMAZING FACT: About 70 percent of the earth's fresh water is locked up as ice in Antarctica. ONE-LINERS: Most zoo dentists refuse to treat a grizzly without strong anesthesia first. Because there's safety in numb bears. I was such a Beatles fan that I felt compelled to buy every single record that they ever made. My wife said that I needed help. But I already have that one. I quit my job at the ice cream store. I refuse to work on sundaes. Why was everyone in the room looking up and cheering? They were ceiling fans. I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant last night. Super cauliflower cheese the lobster was atrocious.