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Face-Palm Friday!

Nebraska vs. Bowling Green 9/5 11 am Ohio NE and OH unranked W: 49-21 9/12 6 pm Bowling Green NE and BG unranked 9/19 6:15 pm North Dakota ND unranked this week 9/26 TBA Michigan State MI unranked this week 10/3 TBA Maryland MD unranked this week 10/10 TBA Indiana IN 5th (6th last week) 10/17 TBA Oregon OR 6th (2nd last week) 10/31 TBA Washington WA 19th (17th last week) 11/6 7 pm FRI Illinois IL unranked this week 11/14 TBA Rutgers Rutgers unranked this week 11/21 TBA Ohio State OH 1st (1st last week) 11/27 11 am FRI Iowa IA 21st (22nd last week)

AMAZING FACT: "Best thing since sliced bread"? Commercially pre-sliced bread is less than a hundred years old, first appearing in 1928. ONE-LINERS: I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one. In 3,024 years, life will either be really good or really bad. It's 5050. My doctor recently told me I was color blind. That really came out of the grey. What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish. I'm a beekeeper, and my stupid bees built a hive without an exit. Unbelievable.