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AMAZING FACT: A single strand of spaghetti is called a "spaghetto." ONE-LINERS: If you're unemployed and broke, becoming a locksmith can open many doors for you. My doctor told me I was going deaf. That news was hard for me to hear. A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, "You have to help me, I think I'm shrinking." "Now calm down," the doctor told him. "You'll just have to learn to be a little patient." I am actually getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand. I went to a restaurant that said "breakfast served any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.