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Face-Palm Friday!

AMAZING FACT: Pixar's four biggest films (A Bug's Life, Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo, and Wall-E) which combined have made over $3 billion, were sketched out over a single lunch meeting in 1994. ONE-LINERS: My boss asked me if I ever spread gossip about my coworkers. I said "No, of course not! But you know who does..." Everyone is shocked when they find out I'm a bad electrician. I went to Gamblers Anonymous. They gave me 2-1 I wouldn't make it. The worst camouflage I have ever seen is every camouflage I have ever seen. An old man is driving down I-95 when his wife calls his cellphone. "Bob, be careful," she says, "I just heard on the news that there's one car driving the wrong way on the highway." Bob yells back, "One!!! There's hundreds of them!"