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Face-Palm Friday!

Nebraska vs. Rutgers 9/5 11 am Ohio NE and OH unranked W: 49-21 9/12 6 pm Bowling Green NE and BG unranked W: 56-7 9/19 6:15 pm North Dakota NE and ND unranked W: 34-7 9/26 4 pm Michigan State NE and MI unranked W: 31-13 10/3 3 pm Maryland NE and MD unranked W: 48-23 10/10 11 am Indiana NE unranked, IN 7th L: 17-20 10/17 10 pm Oregon NE and OR unranked L: 14-17 10/31 7 pm Washington NE and WA unranked L: 17-10 11/6 7 pm FRI Illinois NE and IL unranked L: 13-24 11/14 11:30 am Rutgers NE and Rutgers (2-7) unranked 11/21 TBA Ohio State OH (6-3) 21st (11th last week) 11/27 11 am FRI Iowa IA (7-2) 16th (21st last week)

AMAZING FACT: If ants suddenly decided to go to war with humans, each human on earth would have to fight off 2.5 million ants. ONE-LINERS: My friends say I'm a pessimist, but I think it's far worse than that. Police Officer: "Why are you driving around with a book in your hands?" Driver: "It's a long story..." The farmer told his tax guy he had 196 cows out in the pasture, but when he rounded them up there were 200. My wife accused me of having zero empathy but I don't understand how she can feel that way. My therapist told me that I have a problem verbalizing my emotions. I can't say I'm surprised.