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Face-Palm Friday!

AMAZING FACT: Netflix can tell if you are watching alone or with someone. Mostly from how and when you pause. ONE-LINERS: Did the guy who coined the term "one hit wonder" come up with any other terms? I asked my German friend if he knew what number comes after eight. He didn't. I found out that my wife is a ghost. I had my suspicions when she walked through the door. Mail: 99 pieces of trash and that one piece that if you don't respond you're going to prison. Math teacher: "50 percent of the class have failed Friday's quiz." Student from back row: "No way! We don't even have that many in class!"