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Nebraska vs. Illinois 9/5 11 am Ohio NE and OH unranked W: 49-21 9/12 6 pm Bowling Green NE and BG unranked W: 56-7 9/19 6:15 pm North Dakota NE and ND unranked W: 34-7 9/26 4 pm Michigan State NE and MI unranked W: 31-13 10/3 3 pm Maryland NE and MD unranked W: 48-23 10/10 11 am Indiana NE unranked, IN 7th L: 17-20 10/17 10 pm Oregon NE and OR unranked L: 14-17 10/31 7 pm Washington NE and WA unranked L: 17-10 11/6 7 pm FRI Illinois NE and IL (5-3) unranked 11/14 11:30 am Rutgers Rutgers (2-6) unranked this week 11/21 TBA Ohio State OH (6-2) 11th (2nd last week) 11/27 11 am FRI Iowa IA (6-2) 21st this week

AMAZING FACT: Americans eat 350 slices of pizza every second. ONE-LINERS: My wife said I never finish anything. I told her that's not entirely Sad news today... The guy who championed male/female tennis teams has passed away. Rest in peace, Mick Stubbles. My friend tattooed his favorite Star Wars character on his cheek. You should have seen the Luke on his face! Rice-shaped pasta? It doesn't exist. Orzo I thought. My girlfriend accused me of having an affair with a Welsh woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. I said, "How can you say that?!"