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Face-Palm Friday!

AMAZING FACT: Bell peppers contain more vitamin C than oranges -- nearly three times as much. ONE-LINERS: I switched all of the labels on my wife's spice rack. She hasn't noticed yet, but the thyme is cumin. I said to my son, "I need a battery so I can tell the time." He asked, "Is it for a clock?" I answered "I don't know! That's why I need the battery!" A recent survey showed that 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy. When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face. SURGEON: Relax, David, it's just a small surgery, don't panic. ME: My name is not David. SURGEON: I know. I am David.