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AMAZING FACT: One of the first named pet cats we have a record of lived in ancient Egypt around 1400 BC and was named Nedjem which means "Sweet" or "Sweetness." ONE-LINERS: My friend loaned me an audio book, but I lost it. Now I'll never hear the end of it. I bought a wig for a dollar. It was a small price toupee. I think it's wrong that only one game company makes "Monopoly." My wife is blaming me for ruining her birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today! A lot of people talk about Spock having unique ears since he's half Vulcan, but not many people know he actually had 3 ears: His left ear, his right ear, and the final front ear.