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AMAZING FACT: Sean Connery turned down the role of Gandalf in The Lord of the Rings because he said he "didn't understand a word" of the script. He was offered 15% of the film's box office -- which turned out to be about $400 million. ONE-LINERS: I arrived early to the restaurant. The manager asked if I minded waiting a bit? I said no. Good, he said, take these drinks to table nine. Wife: I hate that you replace words with animal names just to annoy me. Me: I don't do it on porpoise. They told me I would never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic. But so far I've made three jugs and a vase and they're lovely. I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she called me and told me I wouldn't be able to make it. Before Sigourney Weaver, people had to weave their own sigourneys by hand.