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AMAZING FACT: The original patent for the fire hydrant was lost in a fire. ONE-LINERS: I quit my job at the helium factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone. I have a friend who was addicted to soap, but he's clean now. I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey, but I turned myself around. Who was that French guy who wore sandals all the time? Oh yeah, Philippe Philoppe. Cheese pizza is the best pizza. You just can't top it.