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AMAZING FACT: Janus was the Roman god of portals, doors and keys, and new beginnings. A person who has all the keys controls the portals in a building. That's why we call them "janitors." ONE-LINERS: If you put your left shoe on the wrong foot, it's on the right foot. Scientists have recently noticed that crows are not making as much noise. Researchers are busy looking for the cause. I told my wife the shoes she was wearing were not appropriate for gardening. But she didn't listen. She's digging in her heels. About V% of people can read Roman numerals. Sean Connery: "Today a book fell on my head. I blame my shelf."