it's
Face-Palm Friday!

Nebraska vs. Northwestern 8/28 8 pm Cincinnati NE and Cinc unranked W: 20-17 9/6 7:30 pm Akron NE and Akron unranked W: 68-0 9/13 11 am Houston CU NE and HCU unranked W: 59-7 9/20 2:30 pm Michigan NE unranked, MI 21st L: 27-30 10/4 3 pm Michigan State NE and MIS unranked W: 38-27 10/11 2:30 pm Maryland NE and MD unranked W: 34-31 10/17 7 pm FRI Minnesota NE 25th, MN unranked L: 6-24 10/25 11 am Northwestern NE and NW unranked W: 28-21 11/1 6:30 pm USC USC unranked (20th last week) 11/8 TBA UCLA UCLA unranked this week 11/22 TBA Penn State Penn unranked this week 11/28 11 am Iowa IA unranked this week home games in red rankings from AP Top 25

AMAZING FACT: Crows are about as smart as a 7-year-old human child. ONE-LINERS: It's October, which means all the cobwebs and dust in my house are now Halloween decorations. "Sugar" is the only word in the English language where the "su" makes a "sh" sound. I'm pretty sure about this. Don't ever play hide-and-seek in a hospital, especially the ICU. My friend told me his girlfriend was 3 feet 3 inches tall. I said I'd like to meter. My therapist just diagnosed me with a severe lack of self-awareness. Man! That came out of nowhere!!