it's
Face-Palm Friday!

AMAZING FACT: The golden headdress that King Tut was buried in is solid gold and weighs 25 pounds -- the gold alone worth about 1.5 million dollars today. ONE-LINERS: See that dartboard on the ceiling? It makes me want to throw up. Student loans, you got me through college. I don't think I can ever repay you. I'm done being a people pleaser, if everyone's okay with that. I ordered a book called "How to Scam People" four months ago, and it still hasn't arrived. At the store last night I bought one banana, one apple, and two eggs. The cashier said: "You must be single." I said: "How did you know that?" The cashier said: "Because you're ugly."