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AMAZING FACT: Fly around the surface of Earth once non-stop in a 747? It would take around 2 days. Fly around the Sun once non-stop in a 747? Around 6 months. ONE-LINERS: Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my tattoos. Sometimes she just needs a shoulder to crayon. I went to a Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting, but all the seats were taken. Shopping centers are boring. If you've seen one, you've seen the mall. I have a great joke for my dog about fetching sticks. I wonder if he will get it. The guy who invented wind chill factor died today. He was 95, but only felt 83.