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Face-Palm Friday!

AMAZING FACT: Maine has more coastline than California. ONE-LINERS: Did I tell you about my cousin who fell into an upholstery machine? Don't worry, he's fully re-covered. My son said to me "Dad, today I watched someone do 50 pushups. Do you think you could do that?" I said "Son, I don't want to brag but I could probably watch someone do 100 pushups." My wife was in bed sick for a few days. She kept asking if we had cold medicine and I kept saying no--all our medicine is room temperature. As a boxer I had the worst defense ever, hands down. My friend asked me what was the ninth letter of the alphabet. It was a complete guess, but I was right!